Phoebe Buffay

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Television told me as I grew up in the 90's
There's a girl for every body to fill the hole inside me.
Stephanie, Laura, Topanga even maybe,
But all my friends on the TV set wanna get with Phoebe.

Phoebe, Phoebe Buffay, all my eyes are watchin' when Mom's away.
La la, la la, la la la.

It takes a real woman to grow up on the streets
A gorgeous vegetarian, except for Joey's meat.
Some may say your character borders on illicit,
But it takes a woman to have her brothers' triplets.

Phoebe, Phoebe Buffay, abnormally melodic in her own way.
La la, la la, la la la

So sweet, she decorates with shoes of candy corn,
Her evil twin used pseudonyms when she was makin' porn.
Unfortunate, although it is, I needed to remind ya;
I can't believe Ursula came out of the same vagina.

Phoebe, Phoebe Buffay.
Turned her sister's pornographs into a payday.
La la, la la, la la la, let's go.

A billion boys with broken hearts, Phoebe Buffay...
Became Banana Hammock on her wedding day.
Phoebe, Phoebe Buffay...
Princes Consuela loves Crap Bag.
La la, la la, la la la.
La la, la la, la la la la.


from #happythoughts, released December 7, 2016



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