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Center of Attention
02:27
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Baby yeah I need your love!
Your hands, my body
My body, your hands
My hands on your body
My body on your hands
My body on your body
My hands on your hands
My body on my body's body, hands on my hands
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Weeds
03:38
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I, I've made a decision.
I'm touchin' the hot, touchin' the hot, touchin' the hot, hot meteorite.
I got dang got the right.
I think it's gonna be a long night.
I, I think I made a mistake.
What is that awful, fuzzy taste?
Think I need the doctor!
Lunkhead, thought you were gettin' the green.
Lunkhead, now you're one of the weeds.
Lunkhead, thought you were gettin' the green.
Lunkhead, now you're totally green.
Can't go to the doctor, cause the doctor's got a saw.
Gonna take your little piggies, gonna take em, take em all.
Can't go to the doctor cause the doctor's got a saw.
Gonna take your little piggies, gonna take em, take em all.
This little piggy went to market.
This little piggy stayed home.
This little piggy wants his daddy.
But this piggy's all alone.
Lunkhead, thought you were gettin' the green.
Lunkhead, now you're one of the weeds.
Lunkhead, thought you were gettin' the green.
Lunkhead, now you're totally green.
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Ain't No Suicide
02:53
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(911, what is your emergency?)
I cut myself shaving, I think I'm going to die.
The razor went and bit me, and now I'm going to die.
There's a hole in my chin, and it's dripping with blood, God get me some toilet paper!
If you don't get here real quick, real soon, I'll be in tomorrow's paper!
(Call 911, Call 911) This ain't no suicide.
(Call 911, Call 911) I just like lookin' nice!
(Call 911, Call 911) This ain't no suicide.
(Call 911, Call 911) I just like lookin' fine!
(911, what is your emergency?)
I had way too much coffee, I think I'm going to die.
The caffeine went and hit me, and now I'm going to die.
There's a pulse in my chest, and it's going too fast, God get me some beta blockers!
If you don't get here real quick, real soon, I'ma need some paddle shockers!
(Call 911, Call 911) This ain't no suicide.
(Call 911, Call 911) I'm just done feelin' fried!
(Call 911, Call 911) This ain't no suicide.
(Call 911, Call 911) I just want open eyes!
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Hey yo Pete, I got a muffin and a milk.
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I went to get some ice cream with my Daddy.
The biggest scoop that you had ever seen!
I went to get some ice cream with my Daddy.
And there was some other kid in front of me.
His Dad said "Hey there son, what would you like?
Would you like some chocolate chip or rocky road?
Or hey there son, what is this crazy thing??
It looks like some kind of Killer Cone!"
And he said, "No Daddy!"
And he said, "No! No!"
And he said "No, Daddy, No No! I don't wanna killer cone!"
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Sing about friendship, sing about friendship.
Sing about loving, sing about loving.
Sing about peace, sing about peace.
All around the world, all around the world.
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Eff, Anxiety!
02:35
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Fuck, anxiety in the grass.
Fuck, anxiety up the ass!
Fuck, anxiety in the trees.
Fuck, anxiety on its knees!
Fuck it!
Fuck, anxiety in the dirt.
Fuck, anxiety 'til it hurts!
Fuck, anxiety in the brain.
Fuck, anxiety down the drain.
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Trouble, it is.
01:48
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The Plant Song
03:26
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Here I am, still writing these songs about you.
Makin' up words and silly little beats about you.
Maybe you're thinking I'm forgetting the mountainside when the sun was setting. The sun ain't setting on this.
I still dream of our very first kiss, handing money to the ferret specialist, doing all the things that one day I'd miss, oh I...
I'm sorry that I let your plant die.
I'm sorry that I let your love die.
I don't know how we ever survived.
I don't know how I ever survive without you.
Here I am, still writing these songs about you.
Bustin' rhymes and singing off time about you.
Maybe you're thinking I'm forgetting the things I said at the secret wedding, but I ain't forgetting about that.
I still dream of our very first kiss, handing money to the USCIS, doing all the things that one day I'd miss, oh I...
I'm sorry that I let your plant die.
I'm sorry that I let your love die.
I don't know how we ever survived.
I don't know how I ever survived without you.
Here I am, still writing these songs about you.
Here I am, still writing these songs about you.
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Petey Normal Seattle, Washington
Petey Normal is all about creating community and attempting to inspire via his off the wall stage antics and offbeat subject
matter.
"The trick is to love ourselves, the good and the bad, the twisted and the mundane, and in doing so, we begin to see that the things that make us crazy are in fact what make us completely normal."
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