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#SocialMediaAnxiety

from #happythoughts by Petey Normal

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We met a time at a party with some friends
We sat across from each other 'til the end
Awkward silences abound, so we both picked up our phones to try and blend
Now I'm scrolling through the pages only much to my surprise, you followed me on Twitter but won't look me in the eyes.

Let's be friends
Follow me on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter
An hour from now our friendship goes down the Shitter. Down the Shitter.
Think you're a douche bag by the time that we finish dinner.
Let's be friends.

You see me every single day at work.
You think I'm gay and I think you're a jerk.
We never talk except for 'Hey' and never smile except your stupid little smirk.
Now I'm staring at my phone, only much to my dismay, you followed me on Instagram, now who's the one who's gay?

Let's be friends.
Follow me on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter. An hour from now our friendship goes down the shitter. Down the Shitter. Already thought you were stupid, now I think the light is getting dimmer. Getting dimmer.
Let's be friends.

I don't like your politics, your muscle pics and guns. You don't like my dick jokes and stupid fucking puns. Maybe adding someone should come with a second thought. Instead of getting butthurt when I deny then block.

Friends, friends.

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from #happythoughts, released December 7, 2016

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Petey Normal Seattle, Washington

Petey Normal is all about creating community and attempting to inspire via his off the wall stage antics and offbeat subject matter.

"The trick is to love ourselves, the good and the bad, the twisted and the mundane, and in doing so, we begin to see that the things that make us crazy are in fact what make us completely normal." ... more

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